actually i dont know what to write today. feel like blogging but i have no clues of what to write. i dont know what my audience want. so i opt to copy and paste from other sources. plagiarism is extremely encourage in this site.
well i m a great fan of rapidshare. i dont like originals, i like things that is not original but close to original. i do download a lot man.
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A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
The child Should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
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